Posted by
Sheila on Thursday, January 04, 2007 4:23:42 PM
Our new Speaker of the House has anointed herself the savior we have been waiting for, for 200 years! Women of America! Do you feel better today? Do you feel more secure, more fulfilled, more at peace, more special, now that Speaker Pelosi is our man? Have women across time been waiting, since the dawn of this nation for a WOMAN to be speaker?
Men of America, aren't you relieved that now a liberal leftwing woman has risen above the glass ceiling in Washington, who is going to fix everything you ruined in America?
The Patriarchy has been defeated, and America's History is now on the right track! Nancy is our Knightess in shinning armor!
I knew there was something missing in my life, and in this country! We have been missing the blessing of Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House! How have I been able to live my life until this fateful day? I had no idea how deprived I was!
The sun is shinning on the world, the planet is a new and wonderful place. I feel the air is cleaner, the water is purer, the stars are brighter, and...uh oh... is it a full moon?...